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cows

okay. since no one is talking, i'm gonna talk abt cows. yes, go ahead. laugh!

my friend was telling me how people get up at weird hours to steal the $500 cows. yeah, you know, the yellow orange red pink blue cows you see everywhere on a grass patch now. the ad campaign by smrt "moove is more", catch no ball? haha. apparently it cost 500 smackaroos to make one of those. well, anyway as she was saying, people get to it at unearthly hours when no one is looking of course. check once! check twice! no one is looking! grab the cow! dump it in you booth! SCRAMMM!!!!! haha. and that's how they do it. pssst... a friend's brother did that. haha, i wonder what on earth do people want anything to do with a yellow cow? put it in the garden to scare off the crows? use it to hang clothes? talk to it? after coming up with as many possible hypothesis as possible, i think they're just gonna hang it up on their wall with a sign, "i stole the cow that does not moO or moves" just for self-gratification, i reckon. or maybe they're just insanely mad. maybe. just maybe. or maybe they're really hungry! and want minced beef or beef stew. still maybe.

posted by cheryl @ 4:45 PM