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how to be cool as a class.

A certain teacher wrote a simply 10 steps guideline on how to be cool in class.

Just For Laughs. If you don't have a sense of humor you had better not read this. Because he/she might just be refering to you.


HOW TO BE COOL AS (A CLASS) IN 10 EASY STEPS

1. Pierce your ears: Do not pierce your ears at the piercing shop, that's
uncool. Do it with I-found-on-the-toilet-ground jumbo-diapers safety pin. Upon completion, take a straw, a fat bubble-tea straw(thin ones don't make the grade) and insert into the earlobe. Leave it and only remove it when your form teacher spot it and threaten to insert a bamboo pole to replace it. Ignore the blood that trickles from the ears everytime you remove/insert. At the most, your ears will just rot. Coolness at its finest.

2. Make an attempt to send at least one representative from the class every week to office for tea with Mr Paramjit. Always send the boys, never girls! Girls are nerds. Die, girls, die!

3. Have a fanciful name like Sylvester, Thiban Terrance, Deshaun cos' Terence and Shaun are not "kewl enuff".

4. Leave cool initials on all of your schoolworks like JK so that all of the subject teachers will spend their redundant afternoons trying to figure out who the heck you are.

5. Do not just be a basketball player. Be THE basketball player so that girls
will check you out and write about oh-how-cool-you-are in their personal blogs.

6. If you share the same name as your classmate, make sure you stand out either by your slurring-speech (DN) or your cool pierced ears(refer to step #1)/spiky hairdo (DT).

7. Don’t cut your hair for as long as possible. When you think that you have waited a really long time, wait longer. Always dye your hair during school holidays because only cool people dye hair and that is why teachers are not included. They are too dandy to dye their hair.

8. Have a deficiency in listening. Do not just make noise during English lessons but create pandemonium with the right timing. Do it when the principal is doing his rounds passing by your class. THAT will be THE ULTIMATE COOLNESS! YOU, my friend, can be assured that the principal will always remember you. Now that you’re cool, get ready to be invited to sit in front of the principal’s office as a class for the whole day. YAY!!!

9. Melt your form teacher’s heart by apologizing profusely and work hard to be granted 3 hrs of CIP hours by cleaning up the WEST COAST PARK and competing who can pick up the most trashes. Be verrrry proud of it.

10. Make your form teacher do a 10-step list when all she wanted is to thank all the teachers involved in the CIP @WEST COAST PARK.

this COOL teacher is pleased to see his/her class rolling up their sleeves cleaning the crap and trashes instead of THEM rolling in crap and trashes.

posted by cheryl @ 10:00 AM